Sheridan College Loves College Humor!

Throughout my days at the University of Guelph and Sheridan College, I have made many visits to http://www.collegehumor.com/ . This site has the best videos, pictures, articles and contests in relation to life during your post-secondary studies. University and College students can totally relate to all of the features, and you can even post things in your school's section to represent the hilarity going down at your institution! College Humor's team produces the best stories and videos, and plays on current pop culture trends for the best laughs! Here are a few examples of the features posted on their constantly updated home page! Hit up this site to savor our final days of college and to reminisce over all of our crazy University adventures! Ciao for now! :D

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Have you seen the Broadway musical "The Dictionary"? It's a play on words
- Eric Bolo
I get confused when I hear people saying Lebron James is going to be the next Michael Jordan, because still to this date I haven't seen a single preview for Space Jam 2.
- Kyle Bradley
Bikini contest? I'll be the judge of that!
- Kirk Mullen
I'm a workaholic. My boss told me that if he catches me drinking on the job again, I'm fired.
- Jay Stellers
Emo Forrest Gump: When Forrest said life was like a box of chocolates, was he saying that life is a cheap and unoriginal present that's only truly enjoyable for a maximum of three days?
- John Brodish
I called Gieco for a quote they told me to "seize the day"
- Craig Goble
The only thing more satisfying than peeing in the pool is peeing into the pool.
- Willie Huff
Every toilet is a bidet if you're desperate.
- P. Kraft
She thinks she's my girlfriend, but it's really just a 146-night stand.
- Richy Arnold
Cannibalism: I have enough meat on my body to feed me for the rest of my life.
- Lee Pederson
Pick up line for girls with OCD: "That's a nice dress, but it would look a lot better folded neatly in a drawer"
- Zack Poche
Good Friday: Why do they call it Good Friday? For Jesus, even "Friday After Next" was a better Friday
- Josh Carter
Yo momma so old, she remembers when yo momma jokes were funny.
- Jack B
I find it rude when deaf people talk to me with their hands full.
- Ryan Manning

A Procrastination MUST!!!

If you're ever looking to kill time or simply avoid doing something you're supposed to be doing, http://www.addictinggames.com/ is the place for you! With over 3,000 free online games, you can be flying helicopters, chasing down bank robbers and winning the Indy 500 in the comfort of your own home. Although these games are fun and silly, there are some negative aspects about the the site. First of all, since the games are flash animated, they can take a while to download. Furthermore, some of the features require you to watch an advertisement or trailer of some sort before you play the game. Finally, this site is a major time waster, and they're not joking when they say that it's addictive!!! But hey, if you've got the time and a craving for some craziness, hit up Addicting Games for some guaranteed entertainment! Here are some samples of what's in store for you! Have fun! ;)

Quirky Comics, Great When Borrred!

Online comics have taken the Internet by storm! If you don't buy a newspaper weekly, there's no longer a need for it to get your daily dose of funnies. Many popular sites post a new comic every week, and with tons of these online comics out there, there will never be a shortage of Internet giggles for you to find. Some sites made popular by their comical cartoons are Penny Arcade, the Perry Bible Fellowship and Cyanide and Happiness. The latter Internet comic is cherished by thousands of online users, however, the "unique" sense of humor and the "political incorrectness" displayed in the cartoons is sometimes not appreciated by everyone. If you are interested in checking out the comic, visit http://www.explosm.net/ to see what the hype is about! Here are a few samples of the unusual cartoon phenomenon, enjoy! ^_^

This FeMaLe Loves FML!

After a classmate showed this website to me (thanks Becky!), I've been addicted to a simple blog called FML. It stands for "%$&@ My Life" and online readers submit embarrassing or frustrating stories for others to read, all ending with the term "FML". In a weird way, it makes you realize that your life isn't so messed up, and when something embarrassing happens to you, you know that you're not alone out there! For some actual "LOL"s and some comic relief, visit www.FMyLife.com ! Here are a few samples of the hysterical short stories posted on the blog. Have fun!

Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML

Today, I overheard a couple talking behind me. She said, "You wanna know what's really scary?" He said, "the size of that guy? Yeah he's huge", to which she replied, "no, the scary thing is that's a chick." They weren't talking about me, but they sure were talking about my girlfriend. FML

BOO! Hooooo :O ... :'(

This latest vid is one of many Internet shocker videos, guaranteed to make even the manliest of men jump! The craze started several years ago, with flash animations and random videos asking you to pay attention, turn up your speakers, or complete some task in silence. Then, as you were in complete focus, it happened... some random thing popped up on your screen and scared the bejesus out of you! It never gets old, and the craze keeps making a comeback! Send this link to your friends, and you're sure to get a kick... or a slap! Haha, enjoy! :P

Busted Tess = Busted Guts

One of the funniest T-shirt suppliers online, Busted Tees captures modern pop culture and social trends and stamps em on your chest. Many Internet fads make their way onto these garments as well! Check out the site for some witty giggles and cheap laughs (seriously, the clothes aren't that expensive)! Here are some silly samples from www.bustedtees.com ! ^_^

Who Doesn't Love Rain... Chocolate Rain!

Chocolate Rain was the musical vision of Tay Zonday. He wrote, sang, and composed the song himself, and it was an instant Internet hit! Its catchy beat, compelling lyrics, and unusual sound led to over 34 million YouTube hits! Other musicians have parodied the tune in their videos, numerous television shows had Chocolate Rain spoofs, and Dr. Pepper even picked up Tay and his jingle for their new Cherry Dr. Pepper ads, making the 27 year old an Internet celebrity! Fame and fortune over a five minute video, what a lucky guy!

Blog Secrets

Have you heard of PostSecret? If you haven't, you're out of the virtual loop! PostSecret started as a simple blog where people could send in post cards anonymously detailing their amusing/scandalous/exciting secrets. The craze exploded and various compilation books of these personal memos have been published to date. PostSecret hosts events at colleges and museums with guest speakers and contests. Furthermore, the hit rock band The All American Rejects even based one of their videos on the Internet fad! Here's some samples of the intriguing posts found on www.postsecret.com ... Enjoy! :)